His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Randomize
