Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.