Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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