My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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