Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE