i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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