dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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