When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Ketchup is God's man juice
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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