Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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