I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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