brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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