The maid of honor just puked.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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