you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Sponge bath it is.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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