On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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