You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Blood and glitter go together right?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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