Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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