There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
My bed smells like the plague
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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