Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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