he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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