Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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