So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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