So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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