you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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