...so i touched it.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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