we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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