So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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