Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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