my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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