How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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