New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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