Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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