Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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