I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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