her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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