Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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