sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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