What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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