Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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