I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Will you blow on my dice?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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