porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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