My balls are so social today.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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