She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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