I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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