i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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