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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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