but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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