Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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