BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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