two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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