Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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