i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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