go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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