well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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