i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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